From the last blog I wrote 3 years ago, I've finally finished procrastinating and decided to do PART 2 of my favorite collections of sleepers everywhere! Yes...At last, I'm very thankful for the contributors to some pictures, as from time to time I lost my sense of humor, or to say, I've become too much of a routine person, I stopped finding new things. (Also I stopped traveling to China that often)
自三年前我寫的第一篇，我終於再次決定要來整理然後寫這第二篇，關於我最愛收集的"到處睡的睡人" 是的....終於。我很感謝不時會有貢獻者貢獻一些照片給我，我想我可能前陣子失去了我的幽默感，又或者，生活過得太規律，我不再發現一些新鮮事物會引起我的注意了。(也有可能我最近不太常去中國大陸了)
As life always gets harder, more stressful, people tend to work much more than before, we often find our sleep time gets less and less. Well. for these people that can sleep everywhere gets my admiration and my respect, as they have achieved in not giving a shit about what others think and also they've succeeded (or maybe not) in the part that they might possibly get robbed but they did not.
當人生只會越過越辛苦、壓力更大，人們比以前要花更多精力與時間在工作上，我們的睡眠時間只會越縮越短。那這些"到哪都能睡、誰能比你累"的人得到我大大的尊敬及欣賞，他們不但成功的不鳥別人怎麼看他們，他們還成功的(又或許沒有)在睡覺的時候完全不在乎會不會身上的東西都被偷光然後如此安心的睡。(敬佩敬佩)
Anyways, I think these sleepers will only get more in this world. And yes, it is a black humor things. And to remind ourselves, as life will only get harder, try to see things in a funny way would make it much better.
反正，我覺得這世界上這些睡人只會越來越多。這對我來說是種黑色幽默了。還有提醒我們"人生只會越來越辛苦，若試著用幽默的角度去看世界的話，也許會快樂些"。
So here goes.
我們就開始吧
"The FBI Jesus Sleeper 耶穌FBI睡人"
Place was at Taipei, one hospital while I was checking my report, and heard a huge noise (snore), walked out, and voilà.
地點在台北某醫院，我在看我的檢查報告，然後聽到很大聲的噪音(打呼)，走出來就發現這位仁兄。
difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★☆☆☆☆
chances of making doctors worry about if they should take him to the emergency room for that loud snore: ★★★★★
"Fatherly love sleeper 父愛萬歲睡人"
This was taken in Tainan, while at my best friend's wedding as a bridesmaid. I guess being a bridesmaid waking up from 6am till after party around 2am wasn't tired enough. Fathers are more tiring. God bless.
這張是在台南拍的，在我最好的朋友婚禮上，當時是當她的伴娘。我想當伴娘一大早六點起來然後吃完喜酒續攤到凌晨兩點鐘都沒有他累。爸爸真的很辛苦。
difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★★★
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★★☆
chances of wife finding he's not doing anything and gets pissed
老婆找不到他然後發現他居然甚麼事都沒做在這抱著兒子睡覺生氣的機率: ★★★★★
"Reading newspaper is tiring Sleeper 看報紙是很累的睡人"
Took place in Taipei, was walking around during lunch time and saw this dude inside a MOS burger, sleeping very comfortable, reminded me I should also get my nap like this too.
地點在台北，午餐吃完晃來晃去時看到這位老兄睡的可安心，提醒了我我應該午休也要睡成這樣。
difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ☆☆☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★★☆
chances of getting a really bad neck pain when he wakes up
起床發現脖子相當痠痛的機率: ★★★★★
"The I'm not going to hide, but it's just too bright Sleeper 我沒有要藏只是真的很亮睡人"
Vivian thank you for this picture :)
This obviously was taken on the Taipei Metro. As I said, life is tiring. 這很明顯的是在台北捷運上拍的
difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★★★★
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
courage for Vivian taking this picture so up close(well I guess he can't see anyways)
Vivian那麼近拍他的勇氣(他好像也看不到就是): ★★★★★
"Work is tiring, who doesn't need a nap sleeper 工作很辛苦的誰不需要午休睡人"
Again, taken at Taipei Metro, while finishing one of my meetings. 一樣，在台北捷運拍的
difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
chances of not making any sale of Big Issue magazines
賣不出一本大誌的機率: ★★★★★
"The Starbucks granny who just was too tired 星巴克阿嬤就真的很累咩睡人"
Urgh, again I was out on a meeting and was trying to find a sofa seat where can sit 4 persons, and found her sleeping there wishing that she could wake up and I'll get my seats :( Unfortunately she didn't wake up for a long time.
痾，再一次的外出開會然後試著找沙發座可以座的下四個人的，但發現她在這睡覺，期待著她趕快起來這樣我就剛好有位子了(很不幸的她睡了滿久的)
difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
chances of me making a big noise trying to wake her up(which I did, but failed)
我開始在那製造噪音想把她吵起來的機率(我有但我失敗了): ★★★★★
"I stand straight and tall against the clock and I'm so strong I can still sleep sleeper
我站的又高又挺靠著時鐘我超強壯我還可以睡覺睡人"
Buddy thank you for this picture, amazing!
This was taken in Germany, was one of the most amazing sleeper I've ever seen in my life. I imagine he must have been so so so tired.
這張是在德國拍的，也是我有史以來看過最屌的睡人。我可以想像他到底有多累........................
difficulty 難易度: ★★★★★
comfort 舒適度: ☆☆☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ☆☆☆☆☆
my admiration for him 我對他的欣賞: ★★★★★
"Hey there's a nice colorful bench here sleeper 嘿這邊有張繽紛的長椅睡人"
This was taken in Milan, Italy. I was so surprise to find this guy, as I thought I wasn't going to find any here.
這在米蘭‧義大利拍下的。我很驚訝找到這傢伙，因為我以為我在"這種地方"不會找到睡人。
difficulty 難易度: ★★☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★☆☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★☆☆☆
chances of getting robbed被搶劫的機率: ★★★★★
"The Excellent Parenting Kid sleeper 最佳家長的小孩睡人"
Seriously what the fuck, I swear his parents went shopping somewhere and left him there.
Was taken in Taipei, a shopping mall. (Well at least he got a blanket....right?)
認真的嗎，我發誓他家長都不知道跑到哪去逛街了然後把他丟在那。
這在新北市某百貨公司拍的。(好吧，至少他有條小被子...是吧)
difficulty 難易度: ★☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
chances of him growing up being scared to be abandoned
長大害怕被拋棄的機率: ★★★★★
And last but not least.
"I'm frying something and the boiler is just too hot sleeper 我在炸東西但炸爐實在太熱了睡人"
I'm not sure where this was taken, somewhere in Taipei. I'm so happy as it was a gift from Mr.Greg. I'm happy people think of me when they see someone randomly sleeping :)
我不太確定這是在哪裡拍的，台北某處。我超開心因為這是桂格先生給我的禮物。每次有人看到睡人會想起我我很開心 :)
difficulty 難易度: ★★★☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★☆☆☆
chances of over-cooking whatever he's cooking
把那炸到焦掉的機率: ★★★★★
