I really want a blood spill pillow / 我真的很想要血枕頭

自從我第一次在網路上看到這款枕頭- "BLOOD SPILL PILLOW"，我就愛上了它。

Since the first time I saw "BLOOD SPILL PILLOW" on the internet, I fell in love with it.

我如果獲得的話我就可以玩我的CSI犯罪現場-台北了。

If I can have one, then I can play my CSI-Taipei.

但實在購買上有困難，而且你也懂得，設計商品總是貴了些許。

But it is a bit difficult for me to purchase, and design stuff is always a BIT more expensive.

我覺得這實在是太有趣太好玩了

This is really interesting

想想看我真的有的話會是多好玩，

Just imagine how much fun it would be if I had one,

想著想著，我實在是太想要了，

Just thinking about it makes me want one really bad,

於是我跟自己說，沒有辦不到的事情；

So I said to myself, there's nothing impossible;

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所以我自己做了一個，然後請布丁當我的模特兒。

So I made one myself and made Pudding as my model.

還算成功吧?

I think it was a GREAT SUCCESS.

Now I am happy.

How to become an abstract artist in 1 hour / 如何在一小時內成為抽象藝術家

現今似乎人人都能當個藝術家，只是看你有沒有錢有沒有名罷了；
In nowadays, it seems everyone can be an artist, only depends on how much money you have and how famous you are.


每個人都有夢，有夢最美。(靈感無價)
Everyone has dreams, which is beautiful. (inspiration is PRICELESS)


但有些東西沒有天份也是沒有用的。
But somethings don't work if you don't have real TALENT.


不過還是可以來畫畫。
Nevertheless, you can still draw.


今天要來敎大家究竟要如何在一小時內畫出一幅抽象畫，讓你自我感覺良好，還有讓別人以為你是很有深度的，充分表達內心感觸。但其實只是在塗鴉亂畫。
Today I'm going to teach you how to paint abstract painting in an hour, you will feel good about yourself, and let others think you are a deep thought person, expressing the inner feelings. But actually it's just plain doodle.

《EASY STEPS TO BECOME PICASSO WANNABE》

Step 1: Get a piece of paper / 一張紙

在此我選擇使用一般4開水彩紙，用什麼紙隨你開心就好，你要用報紙也可以。

Here I have used a common 4K drawing paper, it doesn't matter what paper or canvas you choose, as long as you are happy.

Step 2: Draw dots randomly with passion / 充滿熱情的在紙上畫點點

如圖，你就想在哪邊畫點點就戳下去吧。在此我使用一般廉價水蠟筆。

As shown, just draw the dots where ever you want. Here I used cheap water crayons. 

Step 3: Connect the dots / 把點點連起來

隨意的將點點都連起來，想怎麼連都可以。

Connect the dots which ever way you want.

Step 4: Fill in with colors / 著色

在這邊選色其實有點小重要，你顏色用不對了整張圖就會怪。建議使用較基本的顏色再加一點紅色去點綴。

Color choices is a very important part, if you use the wrong color it'll ruin the whole painting. Suggest using the basic colors and add some red into it to make it pop.

Step 5: You're half done, now observe / 你快畫完了，現在觀察一下

稍微把眼睛瞇起來就有如真正的畫家般，或是站遠一點看一下這幅畫哪裡需要再加些什麼。

Close your eyes a bit to look at it just like a real artist, or stand further to look at it and see where you need to fix or add.

Step 6:  Outline it / 畫框

拿些水性顏料 (壓力克顏料、廣告顏料...等)，為色格加上一框，感覺比較有活力點。(應該吧?)

Use some water colors and outline the line underneath, it makes it feel more.... energetic. (I suppose)

Step: Add finish touch / 加上最終筆觸 

這一部分也是非常重要的一部分，能不能成功矇騙大家這是幅有深度的畫就靠這個關鍵了。這部份大家可自行發揮，由於我今天比較焦慮不開心，所以我就加上了點感覺不太開心內心複雜在哭泣的感覺。(是嗎)

This part is very important too, it's the main point to cheat others that this is a very deep painting. You can do whatever you want here, as for me, I am anxious and unhappy today, so I added some touches feeling sad and complicated inside, like it's crying. (right?)

《AND YOU'RE DONE》

And that was easy!