how to tell if your dog is pissed / 如何得知你的狗是否不爽

I have a welsh corgi dog with an attitude, maybe mostly influenced by his loving owner.

我有隻很有個性(或職稱很囂張)的威爾斯科基犬，也許最大影響因素來自於疼愛他的主人。

He has huge eyes which looks a bit crossed-eye at times, people said he has a smile like joker from bat man, and has the eye liner like Cleopatra, has these short legs looking like he is wearing white socks, and is just a bit over-weight, 16kg.

他有雙巨無霸大的眼睛，有時看起來有點脫窗，有些人說他的笑容很像蝙蝠俠裡面的小丑，然後眼睛畫了像埃及豔后的眼線，有像穿了白襪的小短腿，然後稍微過重，16公斤。

His name is Pudding, (gosh, I didn't name him that name, it was from the previous shit owner who abandoned the poor dog which now becomes the king in our house.)

他的名字叫布丁 (天啊，這可不是我取的，是來自於他上一個拋棄他的垃圾主人，以前很可憐的狗現在變我們家大爺)

But anyways, he's still a sweet, loyal good dog. Nevertheless, as I said, he has an attitude.

不過他還是隻很貼心很忠誠的狗。但是，像我說的，他很有個性。

These are some masterpieces he made while I wasn't paying too much attention to him or I was not at home for a while. So much for inspirations. 

這邊有幾張他作的作品，主要是來自於我不太鳥他或是我不太常在家的時候做的。看來他給他不少靈感。

I call this art, but my mother like anyone else thinks it's trash.

WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK?!?!

YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE?!?!?

我稱這為藝術，但我媽就像其他人一樣覺得這是垃圾。

我他媽管你怎麼想嗎?!?!?!?!

ok, so here are some photos to tell you if your dog is pissed or not.

好，所以這裡有幾張照片你可以看你的狗是否不爽。

This is pissed.

這是不爽

As you can see this is also pissed.

這也是不爽

And this is the most recent one. He has gotten more and more technique and skills of making this art piece. And you can see I pissed him off easily.

這是最近的作品。他越來越有技巧了。而且你也可以看到我好像滿容易把他惹火的。

OK, so that was the paper boxes collection.

Here is the direct collection of his face with the attitude of a rock star:

看完了紙箱系列了，現在有幾張直接讓你欣賞他表情的:

This day he just destroyed (or made) the first box-art, look how proud and happy he is, and so here is the "Joker" smile, it's his signature.

這就是所謂的招牌小丑笑容，那當然這張裡面明顯的看出他是很開心的。

And this one is the pissed one, because it was raining and he couldn't go out.

Here's the blue Pudding.

這張就是不爽因為外面在下雨他無法出去散步。

憂鬱的布丁。

This is the happy one, the chilling, "hey how's it going", "you looking at me bitch?" smile.

這張是開心的，在那放鬆，"嘿衝啥"，"你在看我嗎小妞?"笑容。

This is so "fuck-off I don't want to talk to you or even look at you now"

Man, if my dog went to the night club, imagine how many chicks he can get with this attitude.

這明顯不爽一臉"我他媽現在不想跟你說話也根本不想跟你對到眼"

天啊，要是我的狗去夜店的話，這樣帥氣的態度不知道可以把到幾個妹。

hey ya, you know.