Beef Tajine in my dream

I really, really want a Tajine like this.

Dear Grace,

Love,

Outstanding Job / 站在外面的工作 (?)

To whom it may concern,

 For some people who doesn't understand English so well, when another person tells him/her, they did an "outstanding job", is it possible they really think of it as a job and go stand outside?

Yours,

I'm just saying

(Below the Chinese means "I don't know is it ok to stand here")

對於一些英文不是太好的人，在外國長官或主管稱讚你 "outstanding job"的時候，會不會真的站到外面去以為是份工差？

CSI Taipei s:1 evolution / 犯罪現場:台北 第一季 進化

這是我其中一個死前希望完成的一個小東西。 This is a little thing I want to fulfill on my bucket list.

(在拍攝期間沒有任何動物或者是人受到傷害也沒有真的死亡，只有喝醉，但還是沒有任何人受到傷害。然後沒有妨礙到交通也沒有犯法。No animal or person was harmed during taking these pictures, only drunk, but still none hurt. And did not interfere the traffic or broke any laws. yep)

How to ask for a menstrual leave when there's no such thing / 如何在沒有生理假此選項時要求請生理假

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Really, look what you made me do. Usually there's "menstrual leaves", I know some guys think it's bullshit, we can just take a painkiller and get over with it. Try take it ever month for 10 years and see if it does work.
And you imbeciles , we are the ones who is giving birth to children, I do not wish my uterus falls out with the baby.

我說真的，你看這是你逼我做的。通常會有"生理假"，我知道有些男生覺得這是屁，我們吞幾顆止痛藥就沒事了。試試看每個月吃然後吃了十年之後還有沒有藥效。還有你們這些蠢蛋，我們是要生小孩的，我可不想生小孩時子宮跟著一起掉出來。

Tall person's fate when it's raining / 高個子下雨天的宿命

I can't really say I'm that tall (Alright, I'm 172cm, which is tall for regular Asian girls).
But I do feel like a giant on the MRT most of the time when I stand up from my seat. Mostly when I feel tall are moments like when it's raining, as drawn.

Constantly you get umbrellas poking your forehead. Companion trying to be nice holding the umbrella, but your head is tilting a 45 degrees angle. Or, holding the umbrella for everyone else because you will always tilt your head 45 degrees when someone shorter then you is holding the umbrella, which is, quite often for me. Don't even mention how long you have to hold it for everyone.

我不能說自己真的很高 (好吧，我172公分，對於正常亞洲女性來說的話算高)
但大多時間座捷運時從座位上起立時我覺得我很像巨人。最常讓我覺得像巨人的時候，就如我所畫的，下雨的時候。

不停被其他人的雨傘戳頭。同伴好心試著幫你拿傘但你總是會歪頭45度。或者，幫全世界的人拿傘因為你受不了一直歪頭，對我來說這很常發生，更別提你到底要拿多久時間了。