oh this is so going to be my masterpiece.
No, I'm not pointing to that sleeper.
不，我不是在指那個睡人。
But the real professional sleepers, who I suppose can sleep anywhere when they feel like it.
但是那些真的專業的睡人，我想他們應該在哪裡想睡就可以睡。
ok, that doesn't sound right too.
Anyways,
These are some amazing sleepers I discover from all around.
這些是我發現的一些神奇睡人。
The most amazing thing I find from them is I don't think they are drunk and they find so many ways to sleep.(ok, possibly hungover)
最神奇的是我覺得他們沒有喝醉還可以睡成這樣。
Here are the collections of mine.
"The Costco Kung-Fu shoe sleeper好市多功夫鞋睡人"
Took place at Costco Taipei.地點在好市多台北
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difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★★☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★☆☆☆☆
chances of wife not finding him to pay the bill 老婆找不到他去買單的機率: ★★★★★
"The Underground Market Group Sleepers 地下街集體睡人組"
(actually I wasn't 100% sure if I am allowed to make fun of this one, I'll just assume they are waiting for their wives from shopping 其實我不太確定可不可以取笑這個，我就只好想他們都是在等老婆逛街的)
Took place at Taipei Main station underground market. 地點在台北車站地下街
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difficulty 難易度: ★☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★☆☆☆☆
covertness for the Mr.Raincoat 雨衣先生遮蔽度: ★★★★★
"Riverside You Jump I Jump sleepers 河邊你跳我就跳睡人組"
Took place at Bitan riverside, Taipei. 地點在台北碧潭
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difficulty 難易度: ★☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★★☆
romanticists level of watching too much Titanic 看太多鐵答尼浪漫主義程度: ★★★★★
"Photo-phobia Surfer sleeper 畏光衝浪睡人"
Took place at Woo-Shih Harbor Beach, Yi-Lan. 地點在宜蘭烏石港
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difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★★★
usage of aloe gel when he wakes up 起床後蘆薈凝露使用程度:★★★★★
"Cambridge Punting Sleepers 劍橋平底划手睡人團"
this is just so awesome and relaxing, I love it.
Took place at Cambridge, UK (duh?!) 地點在劍橋，英國
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difficulty 難易度: ★★★☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★☆☆☆☆
relaxation 放鬆度: ★★★★★
braveness for the one getting a sunbathe and not scared someone will jump on the other side of the punt 在曬日光浴的那個不害怕有人從船另外一邊跳上去的勇氣程度: ★★★★★
"BangCock Toilet Watching Sleeper 曼谷廁所守門員睡人"
Took place at Bangkok, Thailand. 地點在曼谷，泰國
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difficulty 難易度: ★★★☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★★★
not getting any contributions for toilet users chances 無法收到任何使用廁所者的貢獻機率: ★★★★★
"Bald-Head Mafia Looking Gambler Sleeper 看起來很黑道老大的光頭老賭徒睡人"
Took place at Macau. 地點在澳門
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difficulty 難易度: ★☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ☆☆☆☆☆ (considering he might lost a lot of money 顧慮到他可能剛輸錢了)
chances of him waking up saw me taking a picture of him gets pissed and stab a knife in my belly 他突然起床看到我在拍他照然後火大拿刀刺我巴豆的機率: ☆☆☆☆☆
yeah baby, I'm a professional sleeper photographer, like a ninja.
"Horror House Gate Watcher Sleeper 鬼屋看門員睡人"
Took place at Shenzhen, China. 地點在深圳，中國大陸
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difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ☆☆☆☆☆
business morality 職業道德: ★★★★★
【TRAVELER COLLECTIONS 旅者系列】
"We Are Used To Mainland Domestic Flight Delays Sleepers 我們已經習慣中國內地飛機延誤睡人組"
Took place at Macau International Airport.地點在澳門國際機場
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difficulty 難易度: ★☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★☆☆☆
chances of the flight delaying for over 4 hours 飛機延誤超過四小時的機率:★★★★★
fuck you Macau Airlines,you didn't even give me food and water and where the hell did my luggage go
"Hey, there's 3 Purple chairs here- Stylish sleeper 嘿，這裡有三張紫色的椅子 - 有型睡人"
Took place...I think it was HCMC, Vietnam Airport...地點好像是在胡志明市，越南...
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difficulty 難易度: ☆☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
me liking his shirt and his shoes and the way he sleeps like he owns the place 我喜歡的襯衫還有他的鞋子加上他睡覺的方式好像這地方是他的一樣程度: ★★★★★
"99.85% I am Mainland Chinese Sleeper 99.85%他是中國大陸睡人"
Took place at HK international airport 地點在香港赤鱲角國際機場
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difficulty 難易度: ★★☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
plus me he's the number 953,157 passenger that "accidentally" took the blanket from flying Hong Kong Airlines chances 加上我他是第九十幾萬號的旅客"不小心"拿走香港航空的毯子的機率: ★★★★★
mine was really an accident, I was wearing it on my neck and I walked out.
我的真的是不小心的，我掛在我脖子上走出去的。
"I Think It's Better I Face the Wall and sleep Since there's no more Chairs sleeper 我想我面對牆壁睡可能會比較好因為沒椅子給我睡了睡人"
also took place at HK airport. 也是在香港機場
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difficulty 難易度: ★☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
loneliness level 寂寞度: ★★★★★ (take into account of the sleepers below)
"BFF I Really Don't Care of What Others Think Of Us Sleepers BFF我真的不在乎其它人怎麼看我們睡人組"
HK Airport...
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difficulty 難易度: ★★★☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
friendship forever level 友情永久程度: ★★★★★
"We Are the Global EXPAT sleepers 我們是國際的外派專業商人睡人"
HK airport
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difficulty 難易度: ★☆☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★☆☆☆☆
chances of them only sleeping 5 or less hours a day 他們一天睡不到五小時機率: ★★★★★
my respect and admiration level for them 我尊敬以及仰慕他們的程度: ★★★★★★★★★★
(Hong Kong, Hong Kong, slower is faster sometimes....)
"The Barefooted- Starbucks water drinking sleeper 星巴克光腳丫喝水睡人"
Took place at Shenzhen...or was it Guangzhou...Starbucks.地點在深圳...還是在廣州的星巴克
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difficulty 難易度: ★★☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★★☆
I would pay someone 500ntd to smell his foot and let me take a picture chances 我會付某人500台幣叫他去聞他的腳然後讓我拍張罩的機率: ★★★★★
"Night-Shift Security Guard Busted Sleeper 夜班警衛被抓包睡人"
(I really hope I didn't make you lose your job)
Took place in HK. 地點在香港
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difficulty 難易度: ★★☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★☆☆☆☆
safety of the building 這棟大樓的安全性: ★★★★☆
I honestly don't think if there was danger this guy can do much help, so come on, just let him sleep.
我實在不覺得如果這棟大樓發生什麼危險，這位大叔會有多大幫助，所以就讓他睡吧。
"One Of the Bench Mainland Sleepers 其中一個長板凳睡人"
(again, these are a bit controversial, I'm not so sure I can make fun of this, so now I will just again assume he just went shopping at G2000 and got tired 再一次的，這有點爭議性，我不太確定可以取笑這種，但我現在就假設他剛去G2000買東西買到很累)
Took place in GuangZhou 地點在廣州
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difficulty 難易度: ★★☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ☆☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★☆☆☆
chances he lost his shoes at G2000 他在G2000把鞋子弄丟的機率: ★★★★★
chances I'm trying to sound nicer: ★★★★★
"The Multi-Usage Pedicab sleeper 多功能三輪車睡人"
I suppose somewhere in China again
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difficulty 難易度: ★★☆☆☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★★☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★☆☆☆☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
possibilities that he might wake up when it rains 下雨他會起床的可能性: ★★★☆☆
"The Almighty Foot Sleeper 威力腳睡人"
Took place in HCMC, Vietnam. 地點在胡志明市，越南
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difficulty 難易度: ★★★★☆
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★★★☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★★☆☆
brilliant-ness of finding a hole to stuck your foot into 找到個洞把腳伸進去天才程度: ★★★★★
and last but not least, one of my favorite, one I admire the most.
"Brilliant Balancing Scooter Sleeper 天才平衡感絕佳機車睡者"
Took place in HCMC, just for those who doesn't know how the traffic noise pollution level is in HCMC. It's disturbingly loud, 75-85dB (or maybe even higher at some points) non-stop. So it's quite amazing he can sleep so peacefully. And it's just amazing what they can do with their scooters.
給那些不知道的人了解一下。胡志明市噪音汙染程度極高。不停止的75-85分貝 (甚至有時候更高)。所以他可以睡的那麼平靜真的很厲害。
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difficulty 難易度: ★★★★★
comfort 舒適度: ★★☆☆☆
covertness 遮蔽度: ★★★★☆
relaxation level 放鬆度: ★★☆☆☆
the most amazing sleeper I've spotted this year 今年找到最邱的睡人: ★★★★★
